Which Brings Us Nicely Onto Horses...

Horses d'oeuvres to start, naturally, with a de-canter of wine.

Mane course:
Paddock & Chips
Welsh Rare-bit
Mince Piebald
Shetland's Pie
Appalloosa Crumble
Marsca-pony Cheese
(Horse) Chestnuts - Roasted On An Open Shire
Stable D'Hôte
Soup Of The Hay

If You Were To Eat Dog, What Dishes Would You Have?

Labrador & Chips
Pekingese Duck
Beagle Baguette
Border Curry
Chihuahua Chow Mein
Sheepdog En Croute
Collie Coriander
Yorkshire Terrier Puddings
German Shepherd's Pie
Pot Poodle
Husky Rusks
Terrier-iake
Walnut Whippet
Bichon Fricassée
Pug Roast
Schnauser Salad
Canine-elloni
Cornish Westie